What doesn't happen when you're drunk?

File this under "que será será":

Drunk Russian sleeps off knifing
by BBC News
Published: April 17th, 2008

So, some guy does some drinking with one of his coworkers "at the office"; that is, they are drinking *at* their workplace (but after work). They apparently have an argument over the course of the night and one of them stabs the other in the back with a 6" blade..

But the guy who was stabbed passes out drunk at some point - before or after the wound: who knows? - and wakes up in the morning, takes the bus home, eats some колбасы, and crashes for another few hours before his wife wakes him up.. because the knife is STILL IN HIS BACK (and he doesn't even know it)!

Wow.

The amazing part is not that he's still alive - no real damage was done - but that he basically blows the whole thing off. He quote at the end is awesome, not a care in the world:

"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?"

Man, where does this guy party? Although.. now that I think about it, I'm up for a lot of things, but I'm not really up for being stabbed - in general, but definitely not when I'm out and about, tossing back a few. But, to each their own, I guess. haha.