Friday, November 30, 2007

Why aren't you helping?

Blade Runner, that 1982 cult classic of neo-noir, is back in theaters as a new edit called "The Final Cut"; and its DVD release is set for December 18th (just in time for the holidays).

I know this because Peter Hartlaub, pop culture critic for the San Francisco Chronicle, raved about it today. In fact, his review ends with the funniest thing I've read in awhile:

-- Advisory: This film contained adult language, nudity, violence and gore, plus one tortoise lying on its back, with its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs to turn over, but it can't. And you're not helping. Why is that?


Wow.

But, really, why aren't you helping?

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